Kidtalker

Reygan, Age 8, Colorado, USA

fordaddysgirls — Thu, 17 May 2012 14:20:34 +0000

Reygan, this morning you farted right next me…then looked at me and said, ” Ya, It just slips out sometimes” !

Riley, Age 3, Colorado, USA

fordaddysgirls — Thu, 17 May 2012 14:20:15 +0000

While driving the other day, Riley U randomly said ” I don’t have my tickets”, I said tickets to what? You said, “The HotDog Contest” Lol!nn@fordaddysgirls

Aspyne, Age 2, Nebraska, USA

Amber Kuntz — Thu, 17 May 2012 14:19:45 +0000

Potty Training: I made her sit on the potty after her nap which she disliked both. She said “Aspyne don’t has to potty” as she is going I said well you better tell your tinkle that. She looks down and puts her finger to her lips “shhh tinkle Aspyne don’t gots ta potty.”

Reygan, Age 8, Colorado, USA

fordaddysgirls — Thu, 17 May 2012 14:19:14 +0000

Reygan, the other week you picked up 2 grasshoppers and said,” look the mommys carrying the baby!”..but they were actually mating..on your hand..lol!

Riley, Age 3, Colorado, USA

fordaddysgirls — Thu, 17 May 2012 14:18:48 +0000

Riley one morning-”I Hungry”. What do you you want to eat Riley? “the beans!”. You want to eat the green beans Riley? “YA ASSHOLE, the beans!” lol

Alex, Age 5, CA

Kidtalker — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 13:20:57 +0000

I gave Alex a glass of milk and asked him to finish it (i’m sick of him asking for drinks and taking a sip and letting the spoil). He asked if there would be a surprise for finishing. I said yes. he started drinking it fast. I told him it would be a full stomach. Alex responded: “um, excuse me mommy, I would like a different surprise than a full stomach.”

Molly, Age 4, NY

mama2molly — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 15:17:07 +0000

I’m going to start a new holiday…St. Molly’s Day and everything is blue.

Conner, Age 3, NY

Kidtalker — Sat, 03 Mar 2012 19:33:16 +0000

When a teacher at my daughter’s daycare told a little boy there that I have a baby in my belly, he looked at me strangely and said…you ate a baby!! Lol!n