
Ayva tells mom “mom, i am done pooping!” mom says “good job Ayva!”, Ayva responds “why you say good job? poopin gross!”
Molly heard me use the phrase “not to my knowledge” the other day. When her dad asked her a question she answered, “No, not to my college.”
Molly: Mommy can you play dolls with me?
Mommy: Sure, after I’m off the phone.
Daddy: Do you want me to play dolls with you?
Molly: No…you don’t have a good girl’s voice.
In the middle of a story, but anxious to run outside and play, Katie blurts, “Put a bookmark in my mouth, Mommy, so I can finish telling you my story later.”
My niece, Molly, said to me about my son and her baby cousin: “I was there to visit Henry in the hospital when he was boring.”
I was working on spelling with Julia, and she’s supposed to fill in the blank. I read, “Sam lost the cat. The cat is “blank”. Her reply.”..dead???”
Me: Molly, you can go as a bum for Halloween.
Molly: What’s a bum?
Me: Someone who doesn’t work and has no money.
Molly: Like you.